Did you know? π€ If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and walks like a duck it's not a hippo. You're welcome π
David had died. His lawyer is standing before the family ....β°οΈand reads out David's Last Will and Testament. To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 150 acres of land, and two million dollars. To my son Barry, I leave my Lexus, the new Jaguar and $250,000. To my daughter Shriley I leave my yacht and...See More Β»
A man goes to an Urgent Care Clinic and . . .. . . is initially seen by the nurse. Man: I have a terrible problem. Nurse: What's the problem? Man: It's very embarrassing . I don't feel comfortable talking about it. People will laugh. Nurse: I am a professional. I take all matters very...See More Β»
I used to see dead people at the top of my SW feed. Now they are gone.Where are the living ones though?
Perverted AI of SW?Why's my every 2nd post under 'weird & dark humour' tagged 'Mildly Adult' even its content is PG-13?
This sounds like something from a stupid TV show... but this is the reality we live in he was served 30 minutes after posting this...
Story TimeWhat does a dwarf gets if he runs though a woman's legs? A clit around the ear and and flap across the face!
What do you get after crossing Thor with Steve Rogers, suppress the male hormones for a moment and let'em eat a dancing pill? Did I mention ripping off the shirt?