An old joke from the Soviet Union

"Why was the flight delayed for an hour?"

"The pilot saw a problem with one of the engines, but it's ok now."

"Wow. You've replaced the engine in an hour?"

"No, we've replaced the pilot."

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And a new joke from the United States:

"A president reads a bad jobs report...."

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DownTheStreet · 56-60, M

Politics aside, have a look how the jobs report is actually created. It’s not quite as antiquated is how cable tv share is done, but it’s close.

Like youd expect it to be done based on company payroll figures - that are or can be easily reported to the IRS. Nope.

I’ll let you see it’s really done…

DrWatson · 70-79, M

@DownTheStreet In that case, revise the method. But don't fire her for using the existing method that she was expected to use

DownTheStreet · 56-60, M

@DrWatson should have got fired when her team messed up earlier. But yeah change the method