The woman decided to divorce her husband and hired a lawyer
specialising in divorces. The lawyer asked her: "So, what is the reason for your decision?"
She replied: "We're too compatible."
The lawyer: "Don't you mean 'too incompatible'?
She: No, we're really too compatible. I love going to the cinema, he likes going to the cinema too. I like going to Indian restaurants, he loves Indian food. We both like hiking in the middle of nature. We both like to practise yoga. We both have the same religious and political preferences... but above all, we both love men.
She replied: "We're too compatible."
The lawyer: "Don't you mean 'too incompatible'?
She: No, we're really too compatible. I love going to the cinema, he likes going to the cinema too. I like going to Indian restaurants, he loves Indian food. We both like hiking in the middle of nature. We both like to practise yoga. We both have the same religious and political preferences... but above all, we both love men.
