A man goes to an Urgent Care Clinic and . . .
. . . is initially seen by the nurse.
Man: I have a terrible problem.
Nurse: What's the problem?
Man: It's very embarrassing . I don't feel comfortable talking about it. People will laugh.
Nurse: I am a professional. I take all matters very seriously. Please tell me your problem.
Man: Pulls down his pants and underwear; revealing a p*nis that is the size of a triple A battery.
Nurse: Unable to control herself, starts laughing for several seconds; until she finally gains control and says; "I am so sorry, I didn't mean to laugh. Please tell me what the problem is.
Man: It's my p*nis.
Nurse: What's wrong with it?
Man: It's swollen.💀
Man: I have a terrible problem.
Nurse: What's the problem?
Man: It's very embarrassing . I don't feel comfortable talking about it. People will laugh.
Nurse: I am a professional. I take all matters very seriously. Please tell me your problem.
Man: Pulls down his pants and underwear; revealing a p*nis that is the size of a triple A battery.
Nurse: Unable to control herself, starts laughing for several seconds; until she finally gains control and says; "I am so sorry, I didn't mean to laugh. Please tell me what the problem is.
Man: It's my p*nis.
Nurse: What's wrong with it?
Man: It's swollen.💀
