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A Newly wed couple are in their hotel room....joke::::Long 馃尳..馃尳.馃尳...馃尳..

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This is the first time they will see each other naked. So the new husband takes of his pants and throws them at his new wife. " here put these on" he says. The wife grabbed the pants and thought it was a weird request but did it anyways. The new husband was a big burly fella so the pants where very loose on her. " I can't fit into your pants" she said giggly. To that he replies "that's right and don't you forget that." The wife irritated by that takes of her panties and throws them at him and says " here put these on" well he tries but he can only get one leg since he is a big guy. " I can't get into your panties" he says. To that she answers " THAT'S RIGHT AND WITH THAT ATTITUDE YOU NEVER WILL!"
BobbyMoeven51-55, M
Who gave you the goods about my wedding night ...?

And that's not entirely correct ..

I was wearing shorts ...it was hot as hell everywhere ...

Cept the bedroom ..


bookerdanaM
@BobbyMoeven 馃 A little bird named Seamus gave you up!馃
MasterLee56-60, M
Annulment pending.
bookerdanaM
@MasterLee could well be,not an auspicious start馃榾

 
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