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Yeah... lets try some maths here.
Your total monthly income for two people is:- £525.72
Out of that, we will take your rent because you need a roof over your head £320.00 per month plus a £9 service charge for £329.00 per month.
Now, let's add in our £200.96 a month food costs... and the wages for our celebrity chef, teachers and school kids to do the shopping...
We have a grand total of -£3.97
Out of this -£3.97 a month, you need to pay your gas, electricity, internet and other household bills.
Your total monthly income for two people is:- £525.72
Out of that, we will take your rent because you need a roof over your head £320.00 per month plus a £9 service charge for £329.00 per month.
Now, let's add in our £200.96 a month food costs... and the wages for our celebrity chef, teachers and school kids to do the shopping...
We have a grand total of -£3.97
Out of this -£3.97 a month, you need to pay your gas, electricity, internet and other household bills.
NerdyPotato · M
@HootyTheNightOwl yep, that should obviously be enough. People just need to stop complaining already.
A Dutch health organization also had some great advice. Research showed that carefree people often have a gym membership, whereas people who worry about their financial situation don't. (You wonder why, right? 🙄)
So it's easy: if you worry about being able to afford food, just spend your money on the gym and all your stress will disappear. 👍
A Dutch health organization also had some great advice. Research showed that carefree people often have a gym membership, whereas people who worry about their financial situation don't. (You wonder why, right? 🙄)
So it's easy: if you worry about being able to afford food, just spend your money on the gym and all your stress will disappear. 👍
@NerdyPotato He is a conservative, though... so that explains everything... 🙄
NerdyPotato · M
@HootyTheNightOwl yeah, those are usually detached from reality. 🙄
AdaXI · 41-45, T
Well I got a far better idea, here are the basic maths. If Lee Anderson walks to my house with that £50.24p in his pocket and I batter him to death with a hammer...
Well then I'll have £50.24p in my pocket and be able to eat burger meals from a takeaway for a whole week.😅
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Well then I'll have £50.24p in my pocket and be able to eat burger meals from a takeaway for a whole week.😅
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InOtterWords · F
PS the angry emoji is not for the OP but just the guy he is writing about
NerdyPotato · M
@InOtterWords I understood, but it's good to clarify for others. 🤗
Madgirl · 26-30, F
NerdyPotato · M
@Madgirl pretty much the same indeed.
PiecingBabyFaceTogether · 31-35, M
My head hurts from all the maths 😅
InOtterWords · F
That guy is someone who represents everything that is wrong about politics, a real shithead of a person and anyone who votes for him can join him
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
I would just have take the bodies out of my freezer first.
InOtterWords · F
It has been pointed out that MPs can claim a meal expense for £25.
Maybe this can be reduced to £1 .... surely it can be managed
Maybe this can be reduced to £1 .... surely it can be managed
NerdyPotato · M
@InOtterWords that would be more than fair then. Still more than three times they need. 🤷