twilight zone::The Joke:::A woman finds a gnome hiding in her house during winter
She tries to shoo the gnome out with a broom, and it says "I'm not going out there, it's bloody cold!"
The woman says "I don't care! Go find a tree or something to live in!" and swats the gnome with the broom again.
The gnome tells her "If you hit me with that broom one more time, I'll use my magic to turn your husband into a dog!"
Well she swatted him with the broom again, and he said "That's it!" His eyes glowed red, and he looked at the man sitting on the couch nearby. But nothing happened.
The gnome looks totally perplexed and said "I don't understand it.
the gnome took a confused glance at the man sitting on the couch nearby, then heard a bark and a lady screaming from the house across the street.
The woman says "I don't care! Go find a tree or something to live in!" and swats the gnome with the broom again.
The gnome tells her "If you hit me with that broom one more time, I'll use my magic to turn your husband into a dog!"
Well she swatted him with the broom again, and he said "That's it!" His eyes glowed red, and he looked at the man sitting on the couch nearby. But nothing happened.
The gnome looks totally perplexed and said "I don't understand it.
the gnome took a confused glance at the man sitting on the couch nearby, then heard a bark and a lady screaming from the house across the street.
