Dark Humor..not everybody gets it :A plane is flying over the Mediterranean

A pilots voice comes on And says a terrible thing has happened.

We’ve lost both engines and we’re gonna have to land in the Mediterranean.

The plane will stay afloat for a very short time.

And we’ll be able to open the door just long enough that everyone can get out.

We have to do this in an orderly fashion.

Everyone that can swim just go to the right wing and stand there.

Everyone who can’t swim just go to the left wing and just stand there.

Those of you on the right wing you’ll find a little island it’s in the direction of the Sun about two miles off, and as the plane goes under just swim in an orderly fashion out and you’ll be fine.

And for those of you on the left wing…

I want to thank you for flying Air Italia.