All alone as you lie in bed in the dark as

the utter silence is abruptly [i]broken[/i] by the abundant harmonic distortion of a fart.

Do you laugh, or fill your own pants with shit?

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SW-User

There are three things i don't trust
People ,farts and people who have their turn signals on when im waiting to turn

Vaper · 31-35, M

@SW-User Intriguing list. Damn those fellow...turners!

@SW-User Ah, that makes sense. 😄

2cool4school · 46-50, F

@SW-User turn signals are a sign of weakness in some modern societies. FYI

SW-User

Never trust a fart

Vaper · 31-35, M

@SW-User Under your stipulations certainly never ever trust a turd signaling for the right of way.

Boleuskas · M

Fart, then check if I shit my self, If I have I would laugh my ass of 😂

Vaper · 31-35, M

@Boleuskas Fear born sharts are the worst.

Gillian30 · 61-69

He who smelt it dwelt it! 💨

2cool4school · 46-50, F

Eproctophilia much ??

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

I laugh of course cause farts are funny

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Vaper · 31-35, M

@Max21 I don't smoke or vape. Anything.

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