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LordBarbossa · 36-40, T
@OlderSometimesWiser I'll do you one better: my gpaw had viagra in the fridge well after turning 80.
@LordBarbossa Lol….. I’ll do you one better. My 80 year old gpaw had to be taken to the ER after collapsing in the parking lot of an adult video store.
LordBarbossa · 36-40, T
@OlderSometimesWiser I'll do you one better:
One xmas eve, my gmaws foot was swelling extremely fast, but she wouldn't let anyone call an ambulance or the doc bc she hadn't had her after dinner coffee yet. When she finally shut up long enough for us to call, she was minutes away from dying from a blood cloth. Ambulance got there just in time.
(She talks a lot and loudly, so even if we went to the opposite side of the house, the dispatcher wouldn't be able to hear what we said on the phone, so gmaw had to actually stfu for us to call)
One xmas eve, my gmaws foot was swelling extremely fast, but she wouldn't let anyone call an ambulance or the doc bc she hadn't had her after dinner coffee yet. When she finally shut up long enough for us to call, she was minutes away from dying from a blood cloth. Ambulance got there just in time.
(She talks a lot and loudly, so even if we went to the opposite side of the house, the dispatcher wouldn't be able to hear what we said on the phone, so gmaw had to actually stfu for us to call)
@LordBarbossa Unfortunate but I think we’ve left the sexual theme of the thread. Unless gmaw was having sex at the time. 🙂
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