Time for some two sentence horror stories.

When I got up this morning, there was another note under the door.

That door leads to the basement.
My daughter came into my room last night and told me she was cold.

So I put a blanket on her grave.
As the doctor started to make the first incision, I tried desperately to tell her I was still awake.

She laughed and said, "Do you think I don't know you can feel that?"

I have more, but I'd like to hear some of yours.