Time for some two sentence horror stories.

When I got up this morning, there was another note under the door.

That door leads to the basement.
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My daughter came into my room last night and told me she was cold.

So I put a blanket on her grave.
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As the doctor started to make the first incision, I tried desperately to tell her I was still awake.

She laughed and said, "Do you think I don't know you can feel that?"
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I have more, but I'd like to hear some of yours.