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yesterday morning whilst enjoying .....

my coffee and the peace and quiet. The phone rings (should have looked at call display)

Me: Hello.

Woman on the other end: Hello am i speaking to Mr.********

Me: Yup

Her: Mr.******** I`m calling from Visa and we noticed a charge of $600 dollars towards Amazon.

Me: *speaking with gritted teeth* {Bexsy] has been using my card to buy f`n rocks and nightlights?

Her: *silence* ..... click. 🤨

I was pissed, I was in the mood to have some fun and the bitch hung up on me.
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goliathtree · 56-60, M
I love those calls from Pakistan.

How is the weather there?

How is it that you speak so clearly with marbles in your mouth?

This was one of my better exchanges.

https://similarworlds.com/fashion/2810291-I-really-should-know-better-I-mean-really-After
YoMomma ·
Some bank the next town over kept calling me idk why i don't have an account with them 😳
YoMomma ·
@Degbeme i’m not one to borrow from anyone lol
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@YoMomma I didn`t say borrow, I was implying them give it to you.
YoMomma ·
@Degbeme lmao that’ll be the day 😅 when banks give out free money lmao
She musta bought one of my lamps!
@Promises I would!!
@Bexsy I can't wait to get moved and get my She Shed fixed up! About another month and we will be on our new property! Next year I will sell them at the markets, but by autumn I hope to at least have an Etsy shop🙂
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Gibbon · 70-79, M
She blocked me but I hope she keeps spending your money 🤪
fun4us2b · M
You shoulda called her back!
😁 *Hides Amazion boxes

I do have new rocks 😏
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@Bexsy https://www.amazon.com/Funnymoom-Decoration-Anniversary-Memorial-Hand-Cut/dp/B0DR8NFTC9/ref=mp_s_a_1_16?crid=3CRA27USE8AOL&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.NUzcFhrvT-NM3PZYdYZNqvJDPGv4OPiWiLABh8YYsgev0Bjc57OZYHs1ToVOumPZysWP0YaUmP836XsBE__UT52lJTh-e-LMrbrXeDUaN6nnIhaP4kCe7GmTM9oIGoJkfsrtThQPA90JNi4x4KVXnXuF-LPf0f5xT2evB_qarTtlhXcZOoNUyFb7ObhyUsZ3p-miYyNhBfxozENCzxbNGw.xKyr48NdBL2IrXvO1UpfGNwIn3Bu2ycHqwNSBMUOUro&dib_tag=se&keywords=heart+shaped+rocks&qid=1752355508&sprefix=heart+shaped+rocks%2Caps%2C112&sr=8-16
Livingwell · 61-69, M
I do the same thing. They don't even know what hit them.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Livingwell It`s so much fun.
Livingwell · 61-69, M
@Degbeme Or I'll say "Portland Police Department..." 😝
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
I only seem to get scam texts. But when I was trying pointlessly to promote my book I got dozens of scammers.

 
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