Steven wright?

Are there any Steven Wright fans out there?

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Bumbles · 51-55, M

Yes!

“I'm addicted to placebos.”

“I remember the day the candle shop burned down. Everybody just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.”

“I was walking through the forest alone and a tree fell right in front of me. And I didn’t hear it.”