Hooray! The watermelon smasher is dead!

The evil Sledge-O-Matic swinging watermelon smasher, who goes by the name Gallagher, has passed away. Why did he hate watermelons so much? I love watermelons! And every time he smashed them with that giant hammer, it would make me cry. Now I can finally eat watermelon in peace without looking over my shoulder for that weird looking guy with a clown haircut.
JK - R.I.P. Gallagher