A window full of backside.

The cute girl next door locked herself out of her own house so she tried to crawl through the window. She went in head first and got stuck halfway. Her boyfriend is at work and won’t be home for a few hours. So I’m going over there to see if I can help.

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NerdyPotato ·

It's nice of you to go over there to help, but why did you spend 2 days posting about it before reaching out? And why didn't her boyfriend help her yet? He's been home at least twice since she got stuck according to your posts.

Faroutcat · 51-55, M

@NerdyPotato She gets stuck in a different place each day.

NerdyPotato ·

@Faroutcat but then you run out of inspiration and every fantasy therefore ends the same way?

HootyTheNightOwl

@NerdyPotato Pretty much... 🤭🤭🤭

NerdyPotato ·

@HootyTheNightOwl or maybe his blood runs to the wrong head at that point and he's no longer capable of more than copy paste post after that.

Faroutcat · 51-55, M

@NerdyPotato I can’t help it that my cute neighbor gets stuck somewhere while her boyfriend is at work.

NerdyPotato ·

@Faroutcat you mean you can't help imagining that, right? Maybe you need to get a hobby to distract you.

HootyTheNightOwl

@Faroutcat The only place that your "cute neighbour" gets stuck is in your head.

Faroutcat · 51-55, M

@NerdyPotato But if I’m busy doing my hobbies, how am I supposed to help her when she gets stuck?

NerdyPotato ·

@Faroutcat don't worry about her. She's a figment of your imagination. Focus on your hobbies a bit more. They are clearly not distracting you enough yet.

Faroutcat · 51-55, M

@NerdyPotato What kind of hobbies do you suggest?

NerdyPotato ·

@Faroutcat anything you enjoy really.