Making homemade wine

I started making my own homemade wine by stomping grapes in my bathtub with my bare feet. But it takes a while because I only have two feet and I get tired. So, I got two dogs and trained them to stomp the grapes with me. Me and my dogs made so much wine, and I’m selling them for only forty bucks a bottle.
Now, how many bottles of wine would you like to buy? 🍷