You need to start exercising

Start running down the street and I’ll follow you in my car and yell encouraging phrases at you through a megaphone.

YoungPoet345 · 22-25, F

I can walk but running is too hard on my body atm. But good thing is I can still hike. You should follow me on your moped while I hike and yell encouraging phrases while I climb the mountains.

Faroutcat · 46-50, M

@YoungPoet345 I have a Jeep that can go off-roading

Iwillwait · M

You're right. I am getting fat.

candycane · 31-35, F

U just want to look at my ass😛

uncalled4 · 51-55, M

@candycane You make that sound like a bad thing.

Faroutcat · 46-50, M

@candycane Yes. That’s why I’ll be recording you from behind.

Slade · 56-60, M

@candycane Yes

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