A letter to my parents

Dear Mr. and Mrs. so and so,

Please try to act normal and stop being so weird. It’s like you both get weirder every year. Also, you need to calm down. Not every situation is a matter of life and death. And stop arguing in public with each other and with everyone else. Nobody wants to be around an older couple who argues about every little thing.

Sincerely your son,
Faroutcat