I want a closed casket funeral.

However, near the end of the funeral, I want the organist to start playing "Pop Goes The Weasel", over and over, faster and faster, while my loved ones stare at my coffin in horrified anticipation.

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My oldest sister actually begged ffor permission to do that in my funeral if I die before her. I told her yes, but only if being scattered over Disneyland wasn't approved. (Oh, and I don't wanna be cremated)