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My stepbrother has no problem eating my food. But when I eat his pizza rolls he has to count them and I can鈥檛 have more then 10 馃様

I鈥檇 eat them all.. deny everything
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[@327405,TheOneyouwerewarnedabout] yeah and we鈥檇 be fist fighting in the next 10 minute until our parents got home
[@1200483,MirandaSmilez] kick his ass 馃暫鉁婐煆
PatheticZombieClown46-50, M
馃 unconscious people can't count...
uncleshawn36-40, M
I want to be upgraded from grandpa status because I know what a pizza roll is.
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[@549497,uncleshawn] ummm yes !
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[@549497,uncleshawn] 馃槷馃槷
geoam151-55, M
I'd buy my own and eat them all right in front of him and not give him any
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[@100938,geoam1] eh .. he doesn鈥檛 care about my food .. he only cares about his food
geoam151-55, M
[@1200483,MirandaSmilez] good thing he don't live with me. If it goes in the fridge it's everyone's. None of this is mine and this is yours
uncleshawn36-40, M
That's illegal in Arizona, I think. You get at least 12 of them. Do a citizen's arrest.
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[@549497,uncleshawn] it would take 10 of me to take him down
uncleshawn36-40, M
[@1200483,MirandaSmilez] Just give me a call next time. I'll put him under uncle arrest. But you gotta give me a fried bread sandwich.
JohnRing51-55, M
You鈥檒l have nothing and like it!!
JohnRing51-55, M
[@1200483,MirandaSmilez] that was a joke from Caddyshack.
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[@693773,JohnRing] with Bill Murray .. never saw it
JohnRing51-55, M
There鈥檚 a great scene where Ted Knight鈥檚 grandson wants a hamburger and a hotdog and he yells that. Lol [@693773,JohnRing]
Spaceshipcaptain41-45, M
Tell him to tough luck and eat them all...
Aboomachu31-35, M
That鈥檚 pretty shitty of him
vetguy199151-55, M
They good?
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[@9520,vetguy1991] bomb dot com
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[@1200483,MirandaSmilez] id make them for you
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[@605647,DarkHeaven] 馃檪馃檪
[@1200483,MirandaSmilez] sorry. 馃枻
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[@605647,DarkHeaven] I鈥檒l live 馃檭
Manzi51-55, M
Greedy 馃槨
Bushmanoz56-60, M
10 sounds like a lot, for those of us who don't know, what is a pizza roll?
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[@446022,Bushmanoz] they are little bite size portions of pizza
Bushmanoz56-60, M
[@1200483,MirandaSmilez] oh ok..I was thinking much much bigger..and 10 would be a lot!

 
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