Let me tell y'all about this dang skanky hoe I dealt with at work yesterday.

As all of you dang people know, I work at the dang Dollar General. There was this dang couple in there yesterday. I was checking the guy out because he was kinda dang cute and had a purdy mouth. The girl however was pretty dang skanky. When they got up to my dang register, I said "how are you?" The girl was givin' me serious dang attitude. I think she must've caught me checking out her dang boyfriend. She was probably danged jealous since even though I'm a dang dude I'm still prettier than her!