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Let me tell y'all about this dang skanky hoe I dealt with at work yesterday.

As all of you dang people know, I work at the dang Dollar General. There was this dang couple in there yesterday. I was checking the guy out because he was kinda dang cute and had a purdy mouth. The girl however was pretty dang skanky. When they got up to my dang register, I said "how are you?" The girl was givin' me serious dang attitude. I think she must've caught me checking out her dang boyfriend. She was probably danged jealous since even though I'm a dang dude I'm still prettier than her!
Leggs · 46-50, F Best Comment
Next time you should ask him out.

Just tell him, "Y'all can come over tonight and we play a game of "Hide the sausage".

Then smile your purdy black tooth grin so he knows you have romantic feelings for him. Offer to wear fishnet pantyhose, THAT will reel him in.

Dang. You say dang a lot, MisterDang.

 
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