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You work all day and come home expecting to chill and your parents gotta ask you a question they damn well know is gonna start WW3...

I accidentally broke one of my moms favorite glass bowl while I was washing dishes last week. And when I came home expecting to smoke and relAx .. my mom asks me who broke her glass bowl ?... guess who鈥檚 not smoking tonight 馃様馃様
LunaRavenWolf26-30, F
Pretend to be drunk works everytime
Did you say anything when it happened?
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[@680132,Justafantasy] lol no
[@1200483,MirandaSmilez] then I鈥檇 be pissed to. Admit your mistakes and get on with life
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[@680132,Justafantasy] 馃槷馃槷
Aboomachu31-35, M
This kinda cracks me up, because I know the annoyance and nagging to start for the 3 hours it takes for the subject to end
JohnRing51-55, M
That sucks. Accidents happen. At least you do the dishes! Make her laugh at some point and she鈥檒l pass it!
Darkskiescoming46-50, M
Were you smoking when you broke it? Lol
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[@1198743,Blueclearsky] I plead the 5th 馃檪
Darkskiescoming46-50, M
[@1200483,MirandaSmilez] that answers that question....lol
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[@1198743,Blueclearsky] pleading the 5th is not an admission of guilt. 馃様
KiwiBird31-35, F
You broke it last week and didn't tell her!

No Sympathy.
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[@521524,KiwiBird] I forgot ! 馃様
MarkPaul22-25, M
Damn it. You are SO irresponsible!
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[@8638,MarkPaul] it was an accident gosh !馃様
MarkPaul22-25, M
[@1200483,MirandaSmilez] I'm beginning to think there is no such thing as accidents. And, for the record, this isn't the first time, is it? 馃え I'm so disappointed in you! Damn it, dude.
BlueVeins22-25
[@8638,MarkPaul] I sense that this is intended to be facetious, but this kinda seems like an inappropriate context.
I've broken dishes in the sink before.
Darkskiescoming46-50, M
[@14748,Zebrawl] I have done more times than I like to remember.
ozgirl51226-30, F
Accidents happen... Mr Murphy is always in the wings ...
Number522-25, M
Should have stayed silent lol

 
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