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You work all day and come home expecting to chill and your parents gotta ask you a question they damn well know is gonna start WW3...

I accidentally broke one of my moms favorite glass bowl while I was washing dishes last week. And when I came home expecting to smoke and relAx .. my mom asks me who broke her glass bowl ?... guess who鈥檚 not smoking tonight 馃様馃様
LunaRavenWolf26-30, F
Pretend to be drunk works everytime
Did you say anything when it happened?
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[@680132,Justafantasy] lol no
[@1200483,MirandaSmilez] then I鈥檇 be pissed to. Admit your mistakes and get on with life
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[@680132,Justafantasy] 馃槷馃槷
Aboomachu31-35, M
This kinda cracks me up, because I know the annoyance and nagging to start for the 3 hours it takes for the subject to end
JohnRing51-55, M
That sucks. Accidents happen. At least you do the dishes! Make her laugh at some point and she鈥檒l pass it!
Darkskiescoming46-50, M
Were you smoking when you broke it? Lol
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[@1198743,Blueclearsky] I plead the 5th 馃檪
Darkskiescoming46-50, M
[@1200483,MirandaSmilez] that answers that
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[@1198743,Blueclearsky] pleading the 5th is not an admission of guilt. 馃様
KiwiBird31-35, F
You broke it last week and didn't tell her!

No Sympathy.
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[@521524,KiwiBird] I forgot ! 馃様
MarkPaul22-25, M
Damn it. You are SO irresponsible!
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[@8638,MarkPaul] it was an accident gosh !馃様
MarkPaul22-25, M
[@1200483,MirandaSmilez] I'm beginning to think there is no such thing as accidents. And, for the record, this isn't the first time, is it? 馃え I'm so disappointed in you! Damn it, dude.
[@8638,MarkPaul] I sense that this is intended to be facetious, but this kinda seems like an inappropriate context.
I've broken dishes in the sink before.
Darkskiescoming46-50, M
[@14748,Zebrawl] I have done more times than I like to remember.
ozgirl51226-30, F
Accidents happen... Mr Murphy is always in the wings ...
Number522-25, M
Should have stayed silent lol

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