Warning ⚠ I'm going to complain about the weather

Ditto!

Same, and I see you brought out the old picture of me in my throne room!

How hot are we talking... It's winter here, I could do with some warmth right now.

go swimming? 😃

I guess it's a matter of getting used to it. Just hang on a few years and you will get used to it

ice cubes in my undies!

It’s horrible out here. Gotta stay inside until November or something

There's only two categories of people:

- Those who hate the heat

- The mentally ill

I'll see what I can do.

(Standard reply from agent in Complaints)