So the plan you’re on doesn’t cover roof damage from hail storms on Sundays past dawn

@deadgerbil you’ll have to call back between business hours when our account management reps are available

@ShepherdBard you're being rude dear so I need to make a report to your manager

@Prettybratbi1tch I’m sorry you feel that way dear

@ShepherdBard manger now or I'll cause a scene

@mindstruggle we can make out a payment plan

@ShepherdBard
It's only itchy atm 😒

@mindstruggle take it or leave it 🙄