The long arm of GPS
So
..I purchased this bike. Logistics wise it made sense. I live in a condo... communal parking.... " Store's jus' over.... there.
That quick zip to the Dollar Tree...ect.
Keep it locked.
"But wah' happened was .".... moment....
I left it in front of a CVS for like ...2 minutes?
Came out and it was gone. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😕
Thing is....it has an embedded GPS. Linked to my phone.
Called the cops.
Now...first time I eva' sat in the " front" mind you. 🤔
But this police officer and I just followed the tracking.
There it is!
Soon as this dude exists... Walmart of course, cop literally "🎵Wacha gonna do" 🎵...damn near suplexes him on the ground. 🫨
Cat had a record. Legit received 36 months in State Prison for Felony Theft.
I mean... I'm not rich...nor a philanthropist...
But hey. Had he simply approached me with a decent story ..maybe I'd have Googled a pawn shop ..🤷
🥷
..I purchased this bike. Logistics wise it made sense. I live in a condo... communal parking.... " Store's jus' over.... there.
That quick zip to the Dollar Tree...ect.
Keep it locked.
"But wah' happened was .".... moment....
I left it in front of a CVS for like ...2 minutes?
Came out and it was gone. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😕
Thing is....it has an embedded GPS. Linked to my phone.
Called the cops.
Now...first time I eva' sat in the " front" mind you. 🤔
But this police officer and I just followed the tracking.
There it is!
Soon as this dude exists... Walmart of course, cop literally "🎵Wacha gonna do" 🎵...damn near suplexes him on the ground. 🫨
Cat had a record. Legit received 36 months in State Prison for Felony Theft.
I mean... I'm not rich...nor a philanthropist...
But hey. Had he simply approached me with a decent story ..maybe I'd have Googled a pawn shop ..🤷
🥷
