The long arm of GPS

So

..I purchased this bike. Logistics wise it made sense. I live in a condo... communal parking.... " Store's jus' over.... there.

That quick zip to the Dollar Tree...ect.

Keep it locked.

"But wah' happened was .".... moment....

I left it in front of a CVS for like ...2 minutes?

Came out and it was gone. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😕

Thing is....it has an embedded GPS. Linked to my phone.

Called the cops.

Now...first time I eva' sat in the " front" mind you. 🤔

But this police officer and I just followed the tracking.

There it is!

Soon as this dude exists... Walmart of course, cop literally "🎵Wacha gonna do" 🎵...damn near suplexes him on the ground. 🫨

Cat had a record. Legit received 36 months in State Prison for Felony Theft.

I mean... I'm not rich...nor a philanthropist...

But hey. Had he simply approached me with a decent story ..maybe I'd have Googled a pawn shop ..🤷

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