Ever flown by or in a private jet?

Sort of. Company I worked for for many years had it's own jets that you could book in for internal usa flights on some routes. Flew that some times.

Never flew in one. Got a cockpit tour in the hanger on a nice wing once.

Many times

I prefer to fly in something massive so as not to be thrown about by the slightest air pocket.

Oh no, where?

I have, it will ruin you on airlines.

I don't really do air travel

It's OK. Planes generally only crash once...

No they're for the rich and elite people like Taylor Swift jetting between countries and trying to pretend to be eco-friendly

No only helicopters and business class.