Now that I might be coming into money, which Country would be the best to Order a Wife from?

I chose China. After a year of emailing and phone calls, I went to China, (from the US,) met her and her family, we married in China, then it took me a year to bring her to the US legally. We've been happy together for 12 years now.

Probably Tuvalu.
The locals reckon the islands will disappear under water in the next few years so there would be gratitude for anyone who could offer a home to the doomed residents. 🙂

Ireland