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My weird ass neighbors

He has been sitting several hours in his car with the motor running and the headlights on. Suddenly we hear the loudest vibration sound (probably his speakers or subwoofer in the car)

What do you think he's up to?
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HoochieTheClown · 51-55, F
@Queendragonfly 🥹 It was a labor of love. and you are welcome.
@HoochieTheClown Yeah, sound effects are not necessary, lol.
HoochieTheClown · 51-55, F
@MsSwan But I mean... well okay. 😄
HoochieTheClown · 51-55, F
One of THOSE people. They just hang out in their cars randomly and no one is really sure why. Does he also go to the gas station several times a day?
HoochieTheClown · 51-55, F
@MsSwan I think of those types of guys when I hear the song "Better days" by citizen king.

He's probably driving a beat-up riced out Honda civic. 😄
@HoochieTheClown With a fart can on the exhaust.
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@HoochieTheClown He has a truck of some kind yeah.
robertsnj · 56-60, M
tell us more about your neighbor. this is interesting
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@robertsnj My boyfriend will go "Can't you handle something your wife likes that's bigger than what you can offer?"
Stuffy · 61-69, F
@Queendragonfly took down a beautiful tree. I hate him too.
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@Stuffy We should line up in front of his car with signs like this one

JustEd · 41-45, M
🤷‍♂️. Bluetooth buttplug.
Much better than a sub
HumanEarth · F
@JustEd

Bluetooth buttplug.
Much better than a sub

Are you speaking from experience
JustEd · 41-45, M
HumanEarth · F
@JustEd

You can if you have a time machine

ScorpioBites · 46-50, F
Me time. That’s his man cave.
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@ScorpioBites They built a big ass villa and he gets no man cave?
ScorpioBites · 46-50, F
@Queendragonfly He probably wants solitude and not getting enough of it?

Maybe doing a podcast? Hahahaha
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@ScorpioBites Maybe a conspiracing podcast, that how wife knows nothing about. This episode was about the effect of weed.
SoLeRiMix · 36-40, M

Man drank more than he can handle.😁
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@SoLeRiMix He's hiding the evidence!
SoLeRiMix · 36-40, M
@Queendragonfly Hope he's not like him:
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Let's ask him
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@deadgerbil *Goes out on balcony*

Lostpoet · M
Smoking something he not supposed to.
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@Lostpoet I was thinking of doing it topless, to make him look like a cheating ass too. Just to ensure the divorce so he becomes depressed and stop have parties and isolate in his misery instead.

And then when he asks why, I'll say "I wanted your wife to catch you high and cheating so that you'd be divorced and lonely and stop your ridiculous parties and then when you're the most miserable, and vulnerable, I will take down one of your trees to make you understand how it feels"


Him: Tree?

Me: You should never have taken down that tree five years ago. 😠
Lostpoet · M
@Queendragonfly Remind me to never get on your bad side. 😬
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@Lostpoet Leave the trees alone and we're good. It's not that hard. 😄
Patriot96 · 56-60, C
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@Patriot96 The simple answer
SW-User
Drugs and masterbation
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@SW-User In that order too.
HumanEarth · F
@SW-User

Maybe he doing both at the same time. Like shoving drugs up their ass with a Bluetooth butt plug used for packing
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@HumanEarth Yeah he's young, he sees opportunities
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
Im guess drugs or hookers or both
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@GuyWithOpinions True. No hook shame.
HumanEarth · F
@GuyWithOpinions

Im guess drugs or hookers or both

Thats the same guess I have
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
@HumanEarth im sure its a common assumption these days
ArtieKat · M
Committing suicide - but none of his neighbours give a fuck about trying to save him?
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@ArtieKat That's his own fault, never cut down your neighbors view, we had a beautiful tree before he moved here. We were here first! 😤
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
Probably tweaking
fun4us2b · M
They're Being an idiot neighbor - I have one that does the same stupid thing - a grown man with 2 kids WTF is he doing, stupid idiot...like living in a Hooverville...
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@fun4us2b They regret having a family so soon.
fun4us2b · M
@Queendragonfly Could be....

 
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