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Lostpoet I was thinking of doing it topless, to make him look like a cheating ass too. Just to ensure the divorce so he becomes depressed and stop have parties and isolate in his misery instead.
And then when he asks why, I'll say "I wanted your wife to catch you high and cheating so that you'd be divorced and lonely and stop your ridiculous parties and then when you're the most miserable, and vulnerable, I will take down one of your trees to make you understand how it feels"
Him: Tree?
Me: You should never have taken down that tree five years ago. 😠