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My self control was tested to its limits today.

Had yet another appt in town.
Now when im in town i always use a multi story car park to park in.


Anyhoo....its summer here atm, and in the car park it was a bit cooler, and im slowly driving up the levels........ and this fucking huntsman climbs up my windscreen !


👀

....On the outside .. thank fuck😮‍💨


Anyways.. i go do my stuff.... and other stuffs and come back, get in my car.

As im driving down the levels, i remember to wind my window down so i can check my ticket to get out.....yeah. ....you know where this's goin'😰

So im cruisng down the levels, and suddenly i see the fekker again ... He never left!

Running across the top of my windscreen - heading straight for my open window 😱

Im jabbing at my window button like it dispenses crack.
I swear he noticed and started crawling faster.

Smurt bastards them huntsmen.




My window is finally up.💪
Phew!🥹




But now.... im at the ticket check thingy.
Shit.

Im frozen. What do i do?
I gotta wind my window down, but there's a fucking huntsman somehwere waiting for an opportunity to crawl in.


Split decision...
I pull up my princess pants and press the button, graze my knuckles trying to shove my ticket out the crack as fast as i can and punch it. All the time looking for 4 pairs of legs somewhere round my window perimeter.

Im silently freaking out.

Then i see him...or rather them! Tips of his legs at the top of my window
My arms still half out.
Im near crying .
I bang my elbow trying to get it in the window crack....the legs are getting longer, closer...

i get beeped from behind.... and thats the last i saw of the spider coz i lost track of him in the time i took to glance in my mirror.
😱

Now i dont know wether to wind my window up or down, whether hes in the fucking car or not ....and i cant get outta the car to manically freak out coz im front of the line holding everyone up.



So guess what this super woman did ?


I drove home😌



All the way


Shitting myself


Totally paranoid



But i did it 💪







Still dont know where the friggin spider is😭








So.....if i ever stop posting ....
















....it means im in hospital coz i eventually found the spider
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Those are high on my list of things that should not be.
@NudasPriest sa-hame!😭

I think i now have the motivation to clean out my car.....
@OogieBoogie Maybe just buy a new one. 😂