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My self control was tested to its limits today.

Had yet another appt in town.
Now when im in town i always use a multi story car park to park in.


Anyhoo....its summer here atm, and in the car park it was a bit cooler, and im slowly driving up the levels........ and this fucking huntsman climbs up my windscreen !


👀

....On the outside .. thank fuck😮‍💨


Anyways.. i go do my stuff.... and other stuffs and come back, get in my car.

As im driving down the levels, i remember to wind my window down so i can check my ticket to get out.....yeah. ....you know where this's goin'😰

So im cruisng down the levels, and suddenly i see the fekker again ... He never left!

Running across the top of my windscreen - heading straight for my open window 😱

Im jabbing at my window button like it dispenses crack.
I swear he noticed and started crawling faster.

Smurt bastards them huntsmen.




My window is finally up.💪
Phew!🥹




But now.... im at the ticket check thingy.
Shit.

Im frozen. What do i do?
I gotta wind my window down, but there's a fucking huntsman somehwere waiting for an opportunity to crawl in.


Split decision...
I pull up my princess pants and press the button, graze my knuckles trying to shove my ticket out the crack as fast as i can and punch it. All the time looking for 4 pairs of legs somewhere round my window perimeter.

Im silently freaking out.

Then i see him...or rather them! Tips of his legs at the top of my window
My arms still half out.
Im near crying .
I bang my elbow trying to get it in the window crack....the legs are getting longer, closer...

i get beeped from behind.... and thats the last i saw of the spider coz i lost track of him in the time i took to glance in my mirror.
😱

Now i dont know wether to wind my window up or down, whether hes in the fucking car or not ....and i cant get outta the car to manically freak out coz im front of the line holding everyone up.



So guess what this super woman did ?


I drove home😌



All the way


Shitting myself


Totally paranoid



But i did it 💪







Still dont know where the friggin spider is😭








So.....if i ever stop posting ....
















....it means im in hospital coz i eventually found the spider
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Gibbon · 70-79, M
You guys have some big fugly spiders down there. The biggest thing I've ever seen here is a wolf spider that was about 4 inches across. Hairy and fugly
Gibbon · 70-79, M
@OogieBoogie No thanks you guys have the creepiest critters on the planet. And they're so big.
@Gibbon true ..but we don't got bears and cougars....so, that's good.

Theyd stop me from camping fur shure.
Gibbon · 70-79, M
@OogieBoogie Been camping many times and only saw deer. Even fed one by hand in the 70s. A bear did go down the road I live on. It was caught on a door camera before sunset but no one actually saw it. I've heard rumors there's coyotes around too but I've never heard or seen one. Deer can be seen anywhere around here but it's when they cross a street in front of a car that they are most dangerous
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@KiwiBird hehe....so parts of your wall sometimes move?
I’d definitely need a change of underpants after that. 😳
@OlderSometimesWiser my ass was clenched that tight all the way home i think i did a years worth of kegels😭
@OogieBoogie Try these next time.

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Those are high on my list of things that should not be.
@NudasPriest sa-hame!😭

I think i now have the motivation to clean out my car.....
@OogieBoogie Maybe just buy a new one. 😂
FreeorLonely · 51-55, F
Those huntsman are scary AF!
@FreeorLonely i know!
All legs and eyes.

And they move all too fast.

 
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