My self control was tested to its limits today.
Had yet another appt in town.
Now when im in town i always use a multi story car park to park in.
Anyhoo....its summer here atm, and in the car park it was a bit cooler, and im slowly driving up the levels........ and this fucking huntsman climbs up my windscreen !
👀
....On the outside .. thank fuck😮💨
Anyways.. i go do my stuff.... and other stuffs and come back, get in my car.
As im driving down the levels, i remember to wind my window down so i can check my ticket to get out.....yeah. ....you know where this's goin'😰
So im cruisng down the levels, and suddenly i see the fekker again ... He never left!
Running across the top of my windscreen - heading straight for my open window 😱
Im jabbing at my window button like it dispenses crack.
I swear he noticed and started crawling faster.
Smurt bastards them huntsmen.
My window is finally up.💪
Phew!🥹
But now.... im at the ticket check thingy.
Shit.
Im frozen. What do i do?
I gotta wind my window down, but there's a fucking huntsman somehwere waiting for an opportunity to crawl in.
Split decision...
I pull up my princess pants and press the button, graze my knuckles trying to shove my ticket out the crack as fast as i can and punch it. All the time looking for 4 pairs of legs somewhere round my window perimeter.
Im silently freaking out.
Then i see him...or rather them! Tips of his legs at the top of my window
My arms still half out.
Im near crying .
I bang my elbow trying to get it in the window crack....the legs are getting longer, closer...
i get beeped from behind.... and thats the last i saw of the spider coz i lost track of him in the time i took to glance in my mirror.
😱
Now i dont know wether to wind my window up or down, whether hes in the fucking car or not ....and i cant get outta the car to manically freak out coz im front of the line holding everyone up.
So guess what this super woman did ?
I drove home😌
All the way
Shitting myself
Totally paranoid
But i did it 💪
Still dont know where the friggin spider is😭
So.....if i ever stop posting ....
....it means im in hospital coz i eventually found the spider
Now when im in town i always use a multi story car park to park in.
Anyhoo....its summer here atm, and in the car park it was a bit cooler, and im slowly driving up the levels........ and this fucking huntsman climbs up my windscreen !
👀
....On the outside .. thank fuck😮💨
Anyways.. i go do my stuff.... and other stuffs and come back, get in my car.
As im driving down the levels, i remember to wind my window down so i can check my ticket to get out.....yeah. ....you know where this's goin'😰
So im cruisng down the levels, and suddenly i see the fekker again ... He never left!
Running across the top of my windscreen - heading straight for my open window 😱
Im jabbing at my window button like it dispenses crack.
I swear he noticed and started crawling faster.
Smurt bastards them huntsmen.
My window is finally up.💪
Phew!🥹
But now.... im at the ticket check thingy.
Shit.
Im frozen. What do i do?
I gotta wind my window down, but there's a fucking huntsman somehwere waiting for an opportunity to crawl in.
Split decision...
I pull up my princess pants and press the button, graze my knuckles trying to shove my ticket out the crack as fast as i can and punch it. All the time looking for 4 pairs of legs somewhere round my window perimeter.
Im silently freaking out.
Then i see him...or rather them! Tips of his legs at the top of my window
My arms still half out.
Im near crying .
I bang my elbow trying to get it in the window crack....the legs are getting longer, closer...
i get beeped from behind.... and thats the last i saw of the spider coz i lost track of him in the time i took to glance in my mirror.
😱
Now i dont know wether to wind my window up or down, whether hes in the fucking car or not ....and i cant get outta the car to manically freak out coz im front of the line holding everyone up.
So guess what this super woman did ?
I drove home😌
All the way
Shitting myself
Totally paranoid
But i did it 💪
Still dont know where the friggin spider is😭
So.....if i ever stop posting ....
....it means im in hospital coz i eventually found the spider









