are you a crazy driver?

I was a DRUNK driver, so I may have been crazy.

I AM SPEED
KA CHOW

Get out of my way!

Yeah. I’m just very impatient and it IS a mental problem I have. I’m trying to fix it. Been in 3 car accidents in less than a year. 8 speeding tickets. Nothing cool or funny about it tbh.

I’m a mildly aggressive driver. There is a time and place.

I always thought turn signals were optional?

Unfortunately yes

it depends on who you asl

Not really

I am not. I don't even eat or drink while I'm driving.