So there I was, driving home from the oncologist's office, minding my own business...

...dealing with typical mid-afternoon traffic, when this guy in a black Mustang got a wild hair up his ass. Revved his engine, got in the lane next to me, sped up, almost hit a pickup truck ahead of him, then cut me off with so little room I had to slam on my brakes.

Pending advice from my attorney, I am not at liberty to continue this story.