Hey barkeep, whose leg do I gotta hump to get a dry martini around here?"

"Bark-tender! Kibble, please!"

masterlee 😄 like that one was thinking something on the same lines for a pun but I could not think of one

that 'wolf of wallstreet'? it's actually all about me.

nimbus it is the rovers return

smoking inside?.. was this taken in the 90's?

nimbus I am quiet partial to a whine or two

9am: Hair of the dog.

nimbus what is he drinking jack spaniels

nimbus 😄 no offence taken I thought it was quiet a bit of clever retort on your part if I give it out I expect to take it back

I lost my whole family under obama

nimbus sorry I do not understand what your comment means to me

One more for my baby, and one more for the road...

Frank Sinatdog

Waiting for his tinder date 🙂

(I stole that line from somewhere) 😇

nimbus better not have much more to drink in case I feel woof tomorrow

After having an arf-ful day, Jingo needed to unwind.

nimbus 😄 yes very good

He was so drunk he told me he was a Dog Star. I said you can not be Sirius!

nimbus agreed

He may look calm now but watch and wait...after too many glasses he becomes a cross breed!

"I asked for milk..."

Oh wait, that's a dog...

I got dogged again..

Hummmm, where are the beer nuts??

I've been here for over an hour and haven't met a foxy lady yet...

Y do humans drink piss?

I asked for viognier not chardonnay you chump!

I scheduled a bitch for later

"Damn, girl was serious she said it was over"

Stood up again......bitch.....

"Damn that pussy stood me up"

bitches...you know?