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Well, was about to text you first thing this morning to come for thanksgiving dinner but I nodded off unexpectedly for 3 hours while the turkey was still cooking, but while still napping I was awakened by a heavy burning smell and hazy grey smoke!! I ran to the oven to check the turkey but wtf, it was totally burned to the bone! BUT there still is good news, You are invited again to dinner on Sunday so make sure you don't eat breakfast that morning!! 🦃
eyeno · M
Oops...,
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@eyeno mean
eyeno · M
pride49 · 31-35, M
Cause you are to bratty. Idk but thanksgivibg was too loud. My intorverted social tolerance meter ran empty in five minutes
It was an orgy, I thought you said you weren't down with those?
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@sstronaut where's the food??
@Prettybratbi1tch some of it is on the plates in the kitchen area
Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69
No celebration here just turkey
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@Shybutwilling2bfriends well I would've ate some and kept you company
Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69
@Prettybratbi1tch ill remember that next year
Oh we skipped it this year in solidarity with the hostages..
UndeadSona · F
I thought my mom invited you?
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@UndeadSona nope
Viper · M
Not my house, so I can't give out invites for it
deadteddy · 26-30, F
It was a private event. Sorry.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
I'm Canadian!
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Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@Lilnonames but I thought I was special
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Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@Lilnonames sweet dreams