I never received my invitation to your thanksgiving celebration

Well, was about to text you first thing this morning to come for thanksgiving dinner but I nodded off unexpectedly for 3 hours while the turkey was still cooking, but while still napping I was awakened by a heavy burning smell and hazy grey smoke!! I ran to the oven to check the turkey but wtf, it was totally burned to the bone! BUT there still is good news, You are invited again to dinner on Sunday so make sure you don't eat breakfast that morning!! 🦃

Oops...,

Cause you are to bratty. Idk but thanksgivibg was too loud. My intorverted social tolerance meter ran empty in five minutes

It was an orgy, I thought you said you weren't down with those?

No celebration here just turkey

Oh we skipped it this year in solidarity with the hostages..

I thought my mom invited you?

Not my house, so I can't give out invites for it

It was a private event. Sorry.

I'm Canadian!