I never received my invitation to your thanksgiving celebration

Well, was about to text you first thing this morning to come for thanksgiving dinner but I nodded off unexpectedly for 3 hours while the turkey was still cooking, but while still napping I was awakened by a heavy burning smell and hazy grey smoke!! I ran to the oven to check the turkey but wtf, it was totally burned to the bone! BUT there still is good news, You are invited again to dinner on Sunday so make sure you don't eat breakfast that morning!! 🦃