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"Edward Smith's love life has been in overdrive for the last 48 years.

By his count, he's had more than 1,000 sex partners -- but only one of those was actually human."

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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@GlitterEater Uuhh, how does one go about fucking cars? Dude would fit it splendidly around here!

GlitterEater · 36-40, F

@GnomeyGee I don't think he elaborates. There is another dude who fucks cars too, but those are gentleman cars instead of lady cars.

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@GlitterEater Oh right, right, right. So an 85 honda running on 87 octane is a cheap date date for these guys?