So apparently everything I like causes kidney stones.

Signs of a commited stoner✊🏽

Everything I like will either drive up my cholesterol or my glucose.

Care to share some kale broth with me?

Theyre lying to you

I eat what I want. If I die, I die. I refuse to be held hostage.

Like what? Coffee, rhubarb...

Drink some beers, regularly. 😊🍻

Dang!

I know you're not much of a country fan, but that reminds me of an old Alan Jackson song.
https://youtu.be/7zYzyejf9ew

And/Or liver damage