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You try to break it in half but one piece is bigger than the other. Do you use the big half now or reward your future self?

Elessar · 26-30, M
Bigger half now. Tomorrow I could be dead
SatanBurger · 36-40, F
@Elessar Good take.
SnailTeeth · 36-40
Use the big half while it's fresh. The smaller piece allows room for more of another variety. More, more, more!
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
Are we talking 💊s


Lol


Depends on how I'm feeling in that moment
GlitterEater · 36-40, F
@Notsimilarreally Of course.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Notsimilarreally I was assuming "candy bars!" 🤦🏻‍♂️ 😂
GlitterEater · 36-40, F
@DrWatson Everyone kept implying food and I didn't want to disappoint
DrWatson · 70-79, M
I exercise great self-restraint and eat the smaller piece.

And when it's gone, I then eye the larger piece and say, "well, I can have part of that too...."

And then I eat the whole thing.
I break a third piece, getting it as close to half as I can.

I broke it in half for a reason, and that reason was probably because I could only have so many carbohydrates.
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@SW-User Agreed, save the best for last!

 
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