PSA: If your national flag has a cryptid on it you aren't a real country

There's nothing cryptic about mine

33% Basil
33% Mozzarella
33% Tomato

☑️ Perfectly representative of our values
☑️ It doesn't sport that lame and unoriginal blue-white-red configuration (🇫🇷,🇺🇲,🇬🇧,🇳🇱,🇷🇺 boo)

🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

Bore da.

Like what the living eff is this even?