What is the formula for working out how many times a day an alpha male thinks about the Roman Empire?

I have heard that most men might think about the Roman Empire 6 times a day.

I think I think about the Roman Empire about 14 times a day. I think it might be because of the Alpha male thing.

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DrWatson · 70-79, M

If N = number of times per day, then

N = [testosterone level / weight] x [BMI]^2 x (square root of number of women he offends in a day)