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Give me your best pickup line…..GO !

*thinking about asking someone out*
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
Girl, are you a microwave?

Cuz Mmmmmmmmmmmmhhh
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@caPnAhab lmao this is great
@caPnAhab lolz
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@Violentxdelights hah thanks.
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
Damn
Are you a third degree burn?
Cause you’ve got that full thickness
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@JRVanguard alrighth
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
Damn
Are you a third degree burn?
Cause you’ve got that full thickness
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@Violentxdelights 🥴
I uhhhh
Need to clean up
SUPERVlXEN · F
If it's a woman you might consider this one...

Roses are red
lemons are sour,
open your legs and
give me an hour
SUPERVlXEN · F
@Violentxdelights
Right, depending on person you could try use one of the Indian ones, they can be awkwardly fun, like...

You put the desi in desirable.
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@SUPERVlXEN like where you are headed
SUPERVlXEN · F
@Violentxdelights
Have fun, and hopefully success with the one you're thinking of asking out.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
Hey baby are you a 0% APR loan?

Because I don't understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@CountScrofula get out *pulls lever and you fall through a trap door*
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
Walk up to them, turn around and say "ooops! Dropped my standards" while bending over 😎👍
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@BarbossasHusband i’m leaning towards liking it 😎
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
@Violentxdelights it's gotta be done in a humorous way, ofc ☺️
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@BarbossasHusband of coursee
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
I’ve always wanted to ask you out but I’ve been intimidated by your good looks.
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@StevetheSleeve honesty? love it!
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
@Violentxdelights Lol. Honesty if asking you out, for sure.
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@StevetheSleeve aw sweet
wildbill83 · 41-45, M
well, here I am, now what are your other two wishes?

do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Killer · 26-30, F
May I take a picture of you? I’d like to show Santa what I want this year. 😏
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@Killer ADORABLE
Dshhh · M
i dont DO pickup lines. that for foolish boys
it is about the look, the face,
reading moods.
being adult.
MarineBob · 56-60, M
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@MarineBob get outta here booo
come vit me if joo vant to live.
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@stound threatening! 😬
@Violentxdelights gotta use thr classics
SW-User
Hey you want some candy ? 😏
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@SW-User *dials 9-1-1*
so... how bout it?.
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout BOOOOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE
MedfordJay · 22-25, M
Nice mask.
"I was defenseless against the dress"
Azn808 · 31-35, M
🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻
ViciDraco · 36-40, M
"if I say I've fallen for you, would you pick me up?"
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@ViciDraco AW CUTE
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Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@basilfawlty89 TOO GRAPHIC

 
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