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caPnAhab · 26-30, M
Girl, are you a microwave?
Cuz Mmmmmmmmmmmmhhh
Cuz Mmmmmmmmmmmmhhh
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@caPnAhab lmao this is great
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
@caPnAhab lolz
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@Violentxdelights hah thanks.
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
Damn
Are you a third degree burn?
Cause you’ve got that full thickness
Are you a third degree burn?
Cause you’ve got that full thickness
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Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@JRVanguard alrighth
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
Damn
Are you a third degree burn?
Cause you’ve got that full thickness
Are you a third degree burn?
Cause you’ve got that full thickness
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
SUPERVlXEN · F
If it's a woman you might consider this one...
Roses are red
lemons are sour,
open your legs and
give me an hour
Roses are red
lemons are sour,
open your legs and
give me an hour
SUPERVlXEN · F
@Violentxdelights
Right, depending on person you could try use one of the Indian ones, they can be awkwardly fun, like...
You put the desi in desirable.
Right, depending on person you could try use one of the Indian ones, they can be awkwardly fun, like...
You put the desi in desirable.
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@SUPERVlXEN like where you are headed
SUPERVlXEN · F
@Violentxdelights
Have fun, and hopefully success with the one you're thinking of asking out.
Have fun, and hopefully success with the one you're thinking of asking out.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
Hey baby are you a 0% APR loan?
Because I don't understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.
Because I don't understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@CountScrofula get out *pulls lever and you fall through a trap door*
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
Walk up to them, turn around and say "ooops! Dropped my standards" while bending over 😎👍
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@BarbossasHusband i’m leaning towards liking it 😎
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
@Violentxdelights it's gotta be done in a humorous way, ofc ☺️
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@BarbossasHusband of coursee
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
I’ve always wanted to ask you out but I’ve been intimidated by your good looks.
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@StevetheSleeve honesty? love it!
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
@Violentxdelights Lol. Honesty if asking you out, for sure.
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@StevetheSleeve aw sweet
wildbill83 · 41-45, M
well, here I am, now what are your other two wishes?
do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Killer · 26-30, F
May I take a picture of you? I’d like to show Santa what I want this year. 😏
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@Killer ADORABLE
Dshhh · M
i dont DO pickup lines. that for foolish boys
it is about the look, the face,
reading moods.
being adult.
it is about the look, the face,
reading moods.
being adult.
MarineBob · 56-60, M
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@MarineBob get outta here booo
come vit me if joo vant to live.
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@stound threatening! 😬
@Violentxdelights gotta use thr classics
SW-User
Hey you want some candy ? 😏
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@SW-User *dials 9-1-1*
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
so... how bout it?.
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout BOOOOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE
MedfordJay · 22-25, M
Nice mask.
SethGreene531 · M
"I was defenseless against the dress"
Azn808 · 31-35, M
🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻
ViciDraco · 36-40, M
"if I say I've fallen for you, would you pick me up?"
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@ViciDraco AW CUTE
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Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@basilfawlty89 TOO GRAPHIC