CountScrofula · 41-45, M
Hey baby are you a 0% APR loan?
Because I don't understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.
Because I don't understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@CountScrofula get out *pulls lever and you fall through a trap door*
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
Girl, are you a microwave?
Cuz Mmmmmmmmmmmmhhh
Cuz Mmmmmmmmmmmmhhh
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@caPnAhab lmao this is great
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
@caPnAhab lolz
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@Violentxdelights hah thanks.
wildbill83 · 41-45, M
well, here I am, now what are your other two wishes?
do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
I’ve always wanted to ask you out but I’ve been intimidated by your good looks.
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@StevetheSleeve honesty? love it!
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
@Violentxdelights Lol. Honesty if asking you out, for sure.
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@StevetheSleeve aw sweet
SW-User
Walk up to them, turn around and say "ooops! Dropped my standards" while bending over 😎👍
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Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@SW-User i’m leaning towards liking it 😎
SW-User
@Violentxdelights it's gotta be done in a humorous way, ofc ☺️
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@SW-User of coursee
MarineBob · 56-60, M
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@MarineBob get outta here booo
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
so... how bout it?.
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout BOOOOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE
SW-User
Hey you want some candy ? 😏
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@SW-User *dials 9-1-1*
SethGreene531 · M
"I was defenseless against the dress"
Killer · 26-30, F
May I take a picture of you? I’d like to show Santa what I want this year. 😏
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@Killer ADORABLE
MedfordJay · 26-30, M
Nice mask.
Azn808 · 31-35, M
🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻
SUPERVlXEN · F
If it's a woman you might consider this one...
Roses are red
lemons are sour,
open your legs and
give me an hour
Roses are red
lemons are sour,
open your legs and
give me an hour
SUPERVlXEN · F
@Violentxdelights
Right, depending on person you could try use one of the Indian ones, they can be awkwardly fun, like...
You put the desi in desirable.
Right, depending on person you could try use one of the Indian ones, they can be awkwardly fun, like...
You put the desi in desirable.
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@SUPERVlXEN like where you are headed
SUPERVlXEN · F
@Violentxdelights
Have fun, and hopefully success with the one you're thinking of asking out.
Have fun, and hopefully success with the one you're thinking of asking out.
ViciDraco · 36-40, M
"if I say I've fallen for you, would you pick me up?"
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@ViciDraco AW CUTE
come vit me if joo vant to live.
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@stound threatening! 😬
@Violentxdelights gotta use thr classics
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
Damn
Are you a third degree burn?
Cause you’ve got that full thickness
Are you a third degree burn?
Cause you’ve got that full thickness
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@JRVanguard alrighth
Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
Damn
Are you a third degree burn?
Cause you’ve got that full thickness
Are you a third degree burn?
Cause you’ve got that full thickness
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
Dshhh · M
i dont DO pickup lines. that for foolish boys
it is about the look, the face,
reading moods.
being adult.
it is about the look, the face,
reading moods.
being adult.
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Violentxdelights · 22-25, F
@basilfawlty89 TOO GRAPHIC