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What’s one job you’d be extremely unsuited for?

Mine would be a surgeon. I have the most unsteady hands ever. I literally am unable to hold them still.

My patients would end up with things cut that shouldn’t be cut 😂
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Namesaresohard · 36-40, M
@SW-User brakes are unnatural anyways. It’s better to let the cars immune system to stop itself.
Allelse · 36-40, M
@SW-User @Namesaresohard BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good lads, good lads!!! That's fantastic. I'm proud of you both.
I'm still waiting to find a job I'm suited for, 100s I'm not suited for
Carlisle · F
Mine would be therapist because it would affect me and I probably will start to hunt abusers
Namesaresohard · 36-40, M
@Carlisle I don’t like seeing people hurt or in pain. That would be a really hard profession.
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Anything to do with the media, such as being a reporter... the producer would be like, 3, 2, 1... you're on....

Me:
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DDonde · 31-35, M
Anything where I have to talk to customers
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@DDonde Same with me. Customer would come in and say, i'm not happy with this recent purchase..
Me: Have you ever wanted to know the date of your death?
Customer: oh you know that..?
Me: Yes apparently it's today but there is a way to extend it....
Customer: yay how?...
Me: well i can only give you a hint but it involves you being outside of this store 😬
Next..... 😌
spjennifer · 61-69, T
Telemarketer 😡
Namesaresohard · 36-40, M
@spjennifer it would be one of the most depressing jobs, everyone you would talk to would hate you.
spjennifer · 61-69, T
@Namesaresohard I hate phones plus yeah, I'd be telling them to eff off 😖
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
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scam caller from UNKNOWN NUMBER. i would hate myself
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@Allelse me too, because drugs sell themselves :)
Namesaresohard · 36-40, M
@SW-User I knew a guy in high school whose mother did that. He’d get offended if anyone trash talked them. Technically she was a “telemarketer” but still scammy to me. He’d always say it was a really important job…
Allelse · 36-40, M
@SW-User And just like fast food it's all about personal responsibility, I mean I'm just providing a service.
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Mortician. Too squeamish. I have a friend who works as a secretary for her family’s funeral home and I don’t think I’d be comfortable around stuff she takes for granted.
Namesaresohard · 36-40, M
@bijouxbroussard I couldn’t do that either. No way I could handle kids that came in.
@Namesaresohard Yes. 🥺
pancakeslam · 46-50, M
Concentration Camp Commandant
Allelse · 36-40, M
Yeah I'd be no bloody good as a surgeon, the medication I'm on makes my hands all shaky. I wouldn't be a good teacher, I'd be too tempted to hurl the little fuckers against the wall and smash their heads open the moment they gave me any lip.
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@Allelse I'd be great as a surgeon as long as i didn't have to wear a mask 😬 You'd be a great teacher, the kids would learn so much about first aid 😂
Allelse · 36-40, M
@SW-User Bahahahaha! Yeah they certainly would, even teaching adults would drive me mad.
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@Allelse I can just imagine you as a teacher of adults...
Class: ok why do you have an anaesthetist standing next to you?
You: Ask me one more question and you'll find out 🤣
Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 31-35, F
Tech support.

That’s how people go crazy
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@Mrsbetweenfatandfit All you do is say, have you tried turning it off and on? ... ok this time try turning it on then off.... yay it worked!
Namesaresohard · 36-40, M
@Mrsbetweenfatandfit yeah… wouldn’t want to be doing that.. 👀

That’s what I do for a living lol. It’s true though, I’ve learned every tech group has at least one crazy person, usually more. And if you can’t identify who that is… well then that means you are the crazy person 😂
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US President

Russia would have been vaporized by now
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@pancakeslam Montana is part of Canada ?
pancakeslam · 46-50, M
@SW-User no it's in the central west USA. lots of empty space far from the nuclear fallout zone
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@pancakeslam central west USA, empty space must be why they grow blackvegetables
empanadas · 31-35, M
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@empanadas I'd be awesome at it as long as i got to choose my own customers 🤣 ... rule one, no guys... gosh it's a quiet day today 😂

 
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