@DDonde Same with me. Customer would come in and say, i'm not happy with this recent purchase.. Me: Have you ever wanted to know the date of your death? Customer: oh you know that..? Me: Yes apparently it's today but there is a way to extend it.... Customer: yay how?... Me: well i can only give you a hint but it involves you being outside of this store 😬 Next..... 😌
@SW-User I knew a guy in high school whose mother did that. He’d get offended if anyone trash talked them. Technically she was a “telemarketer” but still scammy to me. He’d always say it was a really important job…
Mortician. Too squeamish. I have a friend who works as a secretary for her family’s funeral home and I don’t think I’d be comfortable around stuff she takes for granted.
Yeah I'd be no bloody good as a surgeon, the medication I'm on makes my hands all shaky. I wouldn't be a good teacher, I'd be too tempted to hurl the little fuckers against the wall and smash their heads open the moment they gave me any lip.
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@Allelse I'd be great as a surgeon as long as i didn't have to wear a mask 😬 You'd be a great teacher, the kids would learn so much about first aid 😂
@SW-User Bahahahaha! Yeah they certainly would, even teaching adults would drive me mad.
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@Allelse I can just imagine you as a teacher of adults... Class: ok why do you have an anaesthetist standing next to you? You: Ask me one more question and you'll find out 🤣
That’s what I do for a living lol. It’s true though, I’ve learned every tech group has at least one crazy person, usually more. And if you can’t identify who that is… well then that means you are the crazy person 😂