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DDonde · 31-35, M
Anything where I have to talk to customers

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@DDonde Same with me. Customer would come in and say, i'm not happy with this recent purchase..
Me: Have you ever wanted to know the date of your death?
Customer: oh you know that..?
Me: Yes apparently it's today but there is a way to extend it....
Customer: yay how?...
Me: well i can only give you a hint but it involves you being outside of this store 😬
Next..... 😌
Me: Have you ever wanted to know the date of your death?
Customer: oh you know that..?
Me: Yes apparently it's today but there is a way to extend it....
Customer: yay how?...
Me: well i can only give you a hint but it involves you being outside of this store 😬
Next..... 😌