He squeezed the toothpaste from the middle

He left the toilet seat up…

Bought you all new clothes ?

He went thru her phone

Ate the emergency supply of chocolate while the wifey was PMSing

Sneezed while carrying a load of laundry? 🥴

Honestly Still a better reaction than what happened to the one I Fell in love with for infidelity.

which I'm not at liberty to talk about for people's privacy purposes but trust me, this was sane relatively.

He couldn't find his Lucky Underwear, so he spazzed out looking for them.

Said she looked fat in her jeans.

Watched the episodes of the show they were watching together til the season finale, without her.

She asked for the 10th time if he remembered to put out the clothes for the donation pick-up.

Improvised when he realized he forgot to get tables for the yard sale

It's a very lazy yard sale!

He left the tailgate down on the way to the tip!

His sister in law was staying overnight and he went in the Wrong bed . Twice

Said, “I’m pretty sure you already have a closet full of clothes…”

He breathed loudly as he slept in his ratty recliner in the back shed.

he cut the grass inside the house.

Forgot his address

That didn't end well

Idk ,what

That’s one way to chase the kids off the lawn.

He put the trash out but then couldn't find his car keys!

Married the wrong person.

Using her straightening iron to straighten his pubes.

Forgot walk the dog

You caught him scratching his back with the salad fork?🥗

OMG! That's awful!
What a mess.
Are you okay? 😳

Turned out to be gay.

Farted at the dinner table?

Put the colours in with the whites when doing laundry

Said the clothes needed to “air dry”