Guess What He Did

He squeezed the toothpaste from the middle

nothing she went shopping needed room for her stuff

He left the toilet seat up…

Using her straightening iron to straighten his pubes.

Said she looked fat in her jeans.

You caught him scratching his back with the salad fork?🥗

He couldn't find his Lucky Underwear, so he spazzed out looking for them.

Ate the emergency supply of chocolate while the wifey was PMSing

He breathed loudly as he slept in his ratty recliner in the back shed.

Sneezed while carrying a load of laundry? 🥴

Bought you all new clothes ?

It's a very lazy yard sale!

He went thru her phone

Honestly Still a better reaction than what happened to the one I Fell in love with for infidelity.

which I'm not at liberty to talk about for people's privacy purposes but trust me, this was sane relatively.

Watched the episodes of the show they were watching together til the season finale, without her.

She asked for the 10th time if he remembered to put out the clothes for the donation pick-up.

Improvised when he realized he forgot to get tables for the yard sale

His sister in law was staying overnight and he went in the Wrong bed . Twice

He put the trash out but then couldn't find his car keys!

Said, “I’m pretty sure you already have a closet full of clothes…”

He left the tailgate down on the way to the tip!

OMG! That's awful!
What a mess.
Are you okay? 😳

That’s one way to chase the kids off the lawn.

he cut the grass inside the house.

Married the wrong person.

Farted at the dinner table?

Forgot walk the dog

Forgot his address

That didn't end well

Idk ,what

Turned out to be gay.

Put the colours in with the whites when doing laundry

Said the clothes needed to “air dry”