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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
Climbs up through the toilet.
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@CountScrofula But how does he get into septic tanks?
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User HE'S MAGIC HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW SMALL MODERN CHIMNEYS ARE
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He comes in through the sewers.
FedEx.
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Havesomefun2 · 56-60, M
] @CereBellum copd broken ribs I loved that job
@Havesomefun2 How long did you do it? Why in the hell was it fun?
Havesomefun2 · 56-60, M
@CereBellum 2 years why was it fun don’t know but I enjoyed it the friend s
Iwillwait · M
He magically appears in their homes.
Havesomefun2 · 56-60, M
@Dlrannie he is a citizen of all countries
gdon39 · 41-45, M
He has his ways. Don’t you think about it too much or you’ll get a lump of coal. It’s a fact
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
Just leave the microwave door open..😷
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
Hes magic, he doesnt need a chimney, he visits every kid on earth who believes in one night.. with flying fvking reindeers 🤭
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jackson55 · M
I don’t care who you are fat man, get those damn reindeer off my roof.
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I have AC tube, which is as small as a chimney. Maybe he can use that
Elessar · 26-30, M
The heating system's exhaust pipe, duh
anoderod55 · 61-69, M
Watch The Santa Clause . :-)
Merry Christmas Eve . ❤️
Merry Christmas Eve . ❤️
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
No. No Chimney no presents.
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He says “no chimney, no presents!”
UnderTheBridge · 46-50, M
He delivers his thoughts
GerOttman · 61-69, M
The chimney appears by magic!
Havesomefun2 · 56-60, M
Shove them anywhere
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
You have to believe!
Havesomefun2 · 56-60, M
Next trivia pls
Havesomefun2 · 56-60, M
Best not bend over
GLITTER · 36-40, F
Through the keyhole
Bruja · F
He just breaks in.
SomeMichGuy · M
He's magic. Must be he comes down a virtual chimney which his magic creates.
Havesomefun2 · 56-60, M
Ok here’s one alas poor …… insert name
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he breaks in
TJNewton · M
He has a special key ? Or is this one i told you ? and if it is i have forgotten the punchline 😂😂😂😘😘