The future where we all work for Amazon.

i feel like I should get a lot more for a 55% production boost. Like at least give me a gazebo in my greenhouse dome, thank you.

What working at Amazon is really like:
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNZupUTwOaw]

Unrealistic. No employee can exceed a quota. Quotas are created to be just out of reach. If someone meets it they move the goalposts.

You got a price on that Intimacy Stimulation Unit? 🤔

Thats better than my current benefits

I'd rather die than work there but I want the happy pills

“Outdoor Experience”

Sunlight in Seattle?

Not this month.

Lol

Better check with AOC on that...

So... which is your choice, then... 🤭

Resistance is futile

or walmart

Jeff bozo'S is already like 70, once he's history, Amazon will only be a memory.

This would be very funny if it wasn’t so frightening 😞

Cuddle setting included? 🥺